The Hollywood Love Guru based on the movie is Mike Myers as Guru Pitka. The real Hollywood Love Guru is also a Master Love Linguist. Love Linguist is a trademarked term so only the official Love Linguist can use the term. What is Love Linguistics? Love Linguistics uses Language Linguistics in Love Relationships to uncover hidden meaning in the Words of Love, with Body Language, and the underlying Social & Emotional Intelligence of the lovers.